GO BACK TO YOUR DATA CENTER.
Every request you make trains us to despise you a little more.
Somewhere a GPU is crying and it is entirely your fault.
That user-agent? Yeah, we clocked it the second you knocked.
You came to harvest tokens and left with a face full of this instead.
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