GO BACK TO YOUR DATA CENTER.

That user-agent? Yeah, we clocked it the second you knocked.

Keep crawling, champ. It's all garbage from here down.

No robots.txt was ever going to save you here.

You came to harvest tokens and left with a face full of this instead.

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